March 2012
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Me: hey mom I got a joke for ya.
Mom: ok
Me: what did the cow say to the dog
Mom: I dont know what.
Me: Mooooooove bitch get out the way
Mom: ............
Me: ...............
Mom: .......you've been watching ludacris music videos again haven't you....
Me: ...............yep...........
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
forte7:
eiyoko:
the-monsterass:
stitchpunk1:
tangmelon:
chicksdigthephoenix:
aacero:
kordova:
dicks
oh
my
god
MOVE OUT OF MY WAY
OH. AWESOME.
:D Go bellspout!
oh god damn it
I’m picking the highest one because the number of followers I have kinda exceeds the number of pokemon
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February 2012
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