Hello and welcome to purgatory your one stop to either heaven or hell can’t decide? Stay here and enjoy the scenery. Click no head to Ask Tumblr (3.0; @deadjosey)http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://versacebitch.tumblr.com/post/51114353827/loungezombie-versacebitch-the-worst-thing" target="_blank">versacebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loungezombie.tumblr.com/post/51067316185/versacebitch-the-worst-thing-about-speaking-two" target="_blank">loungezombie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://versacebitch.tumblr.com/post/46460003985/the-worst-thing-about-speaking-two-languages-is" target="_blank">versacebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it</p> </blockquote> <p>i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5f54be6e91229f72baf6cc5474f0d6ea/tumblr_inline_mn7bzk6BWJ1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327845468http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327845468Sat, 25 May 2013 16:37:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehri7ZgpU1rvt27yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klaineforchristmas.tumblr.com/post/51296614662/onewhositswiththeturtles-sometimes-i-get-really" target="_blank">klaineforchristmas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onewhositswiththeturtles.tumblr.com/post/37971117805/sometimes-i-get-really-bored" target="_blank">onewhositswiththeturtles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes I get really bored</p> </blockquote> <p>this makes me uncomfortable</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327681085http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327681085Sat, 25 May 2013 16:35:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2009b5e1ab8dbbf866f187cc5ba48a8/tumblr_mnbyg0I4PN1qjdi9go1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb6a28e62768662ae04ce290083199db/tumblr_mnbyg0I4PN1qjdi9go2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shortlifelongart.tumblr.com/post/51266529455/genking-the-demon-fish-pokemon-nobody-knows" target="_blank">shortlifelongart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Genking</strong></p> <p><em>The Demon Fish Pokemon</em></p> <p>Nobody knows where Genking come from, but they spawn in the pools and ponds of abandoned houses. They jab intruders with their red-hot horn, and the burn lingers for weeks. </p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327640269http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327640269Sat, 25 May 2013 16:34:42 -0400Pokemon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b77feb4d0c99f7738785442c3804dd3f/tumblr_mmoj0cVOcw1sodkzdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <h1 class="title"><a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35148260" target="_blank">ロンパログ</a></h1> </blockquote> <p></p>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327580209http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51327580209Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:48 -0400Dangan Ronpa<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e8a0988080d77e05a8afbf1f48f8d7a/tumblr_mn2mprETpE1rc9s3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51326212876http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51326212876Sat, 25 May 2013 16:13:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0df3459f98e21dec80bbb43ef40e2bb/tumblr_mnbb2cKzSa1ruwpx9o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eafe1e399305e2f2dd5ec710c3742a2a/tumblr_mnbb2cKzSa1ruwpx9o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://torchester.tumblr.com/post/51233492529/my-favorite-one-so-far-bzzzgrrr" target="_blank">torchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my favorite one so far.</p> <p>bzzzgrrr.</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51324043206http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51324043206Sat, 25 May 2013 15:42:33 -0400Pokemon<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnilkbreath.tumblr.com/post/47984124865/eaaasy-tips-on-how-to-tell-your-girlfriend-to" target="_blank">rnilkbreath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:</p> <ol><li>punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.</li> <li>if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one</li> </ol></blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51324005885http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51324005885Sat, 25 May 2013 15:42:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jillsnipple.tumblr.com/post/51307228322/i-had-a-terrible-nightmare-last-night-that-i-had-a" target="_blank">jillsnipple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I had a terrible nightmare last night that I had a tumor in my ass so I had to get my ass chopped off. I almost cried because my ass is like the second greatest thing next to equal rights and free wifi and I really don’t know what I, or the rest of the world, would do without it.</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323975743http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323975743Sat, 25 May 2013 15:41:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3a133d4998961d9b318192a2da16918/tumblr_mjocug9R8J1qjju5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323958450http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323958450Sat, 25 May 2013 15:41:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://absconds.tumblr.com/post/49802118068/absconds-if-u-have-a-crush-on-me-please-stand" target="_blank">absconds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://absconds.tumblr.com/post/49801944059/if-u-have-a-crush-on-me-please-stand-up" target="_blank">absconds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if u have a crush on me please stand up </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/abeef44a3cf33d9b0aff5ab1157906c3/tumblr_inline_mmecmoSb741qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323919723http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323919723Sat, 25 May 2013 15:40:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terminallycheesy.tumblr.com/post/36491055481/whenever-i-lose-followers-i-just-want-to-tell" target="_blank">terminallycheesy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them</p> <p><em>“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me14yc6vAy1qihnms.png"/></em></p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323679709http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323679709Sat, 25 May 2013 15:37:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac367ee2137740f0208f42f61a16f900/tumblr_mn7iviGbGp1r62nvyo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e4fa112ccf55d2c295b311b5fbed991/tumblr_mn7iviGbGp1r62nvyo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Your boyfriend was just telling us about all the sex you two have been having all the time.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323434707http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51323434707Sat, 25 May 2013 15:33:40 -0400The Most Popular Girls in School<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/769b82be57bdeb628bdb3a705ed4a384/tumblr_mmcflxpsWD1qgl57co1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plumey.tumblr.com/post/49716688481/pretty-accurate-right-now" target="_blank">plumey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pretty accurate right now</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322182055http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322182055Sat, 25 May 2013 15:15:21 -0400<blockquote> <p><em>“I fucking hate this game.” </em>I whisper to myself as I continue to play.</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322167042http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322167042Sat, 25 May 2013 15:15:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a48a6b0fd59caa6d2a5edbdaddfd8d8b/tumblr_mna8i7AiBb1r1e49po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a6f46ee6bdb529dc0867b67ff2606b0/tumblr_mna8i7AiBb1r1e49po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322049033http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51322049033Sat, 25 May 2013 15:13:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/51253974789/wanna-make-your-girl-feel-special-sacrifice-her" target="_blank">ostracizedpoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321887342http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321887342Sat, 25 May 2013 15:11:01 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Th_zaNbmoac?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Real Niggas got Pokemon Cards</p>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321642971http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321642971Sat, 25 May 2013 15:07:26 -0400Pokemonreal niggaspokemon cardsfunnyvideo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84cf21f80d1b9f462a563f660fd44e6b/tumblr_mjtk9qyRfK1qzichyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321304568http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321304568Sat, 25 May 2013 15:02:32 -0400sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringleshttp://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321083664http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51321083664Sat, 25 May 2013 14:59:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be9ad8835afc26e42888c73ba3e33b1b/tumblr_mnd0y2MTpM1qahs6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://champalicious.com/post/51305727087/the-big-ass-spider-who-lives-in-our-backyard" target="_blank">hchamp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The big ass spider who lives in our backyard. Hipstamatic: Wonder | Rock BW-II | standard flash</p> </blockquote>http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51319698130http://deadjosey.tumblr.com/post/51319698130Sat, 25 May 2013 14:39:12 -0400spider